A cruise full of 70 year olds sounds like a dream, tbh.

I’ve been waiting for this post. The house itself, I think, is fine. Typical fancy modern house. But honestly, the crap he’s filled it with... Yikes. A whole wall of skateboard decks. Kaws everywhere. So, so much bad art. I know they have their house in Canada too, I can only hope that maybe Hailey gets to have a say…

Nicotine isn’t being banned, but sure, ok.

Honestly, this shit is scary. You are so addicted to nicotine that you are choosing to do THIS in reaction to it being a little harder to get your buzz buzz juice. Fucking terrifying.

Jesus Christ, just chew some gum. FFS

Oh god the heartburn. As someone who never got heartburn prior to my pregnancy, I thought I was perhaps dying. 

I can’t say I was ever told to avoid sleeping on my back when I was pregnant. More like, “Sleep however you want and you’ll know when it’s time to stop being on your back.” And hoo boy, were they right. Even if I wanted to sleep on my back, at a certain point it was either move my body or pass out / throw up. Pretty…

You get a noodle pillow thing. I’m a stomach sleeper too. With the pregnancy pillow you can kinda sorta still sleep on your stomach. I was able to keep sleeping, at least!

Nah I don’t give a shit about dentures. This is dumb.

I’ve always rooted for this kid and I’m glad it sounds like he is going to real therapy with a professional who specializes in the effect of fame on people and not just trying to pray away his anxiety, depression, etc. I understand why he is finding so much comfort in religion but he’s got a LOT to unpack.

I am excited for her! AA is a great college experience. It’s a safe little town, but close to Detroit for some big city fun. Campus is big enough that she’ll be able to carve out a piece of it and still largely be left alone. She’s gonna love it.

I’ve had both the Impossible and the Beyond. The Impossible was good, but still largely “veggie burger” esque. The Beyond, however.. Look, I’m mainly a struggling vegetarian who avoids meat successfully most of the time. The Beyond meatballs I had were so meat-like that I felt guilty eating it. It was a serious…

Agreed. It’s terrifying.

The angle on these chairs is so awful. I always try to lean back, knowing full well it will not be comfortable.

I don’t do the #boymom thing, but I have two 3yr old boys. That video made me laugh because it’s just a little too true. Raising a rambunctious, unbiddable little kid — any gender — is really hard. I’ve had countless occasions of describing behavior to other parents in my kids’ class and getting a look back that is…

My boys definitely peed on their faces when newborns.

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Ok, after reading the replies, perhaps it does exist outside of Italian culture. Maybe it’s an east coast thing. I’m obviously clueless, either way.

But it kinda sounds like these Italian women have no idea that this insult doesn’t really exist outside of Italian culture? I (pasty white lady) hadn’t even heard of it before. I’m making no judgment on whether it’s n-word level because I don’t know shit.

I legit thought this was a bad wax museum thing.