Honestly I’m surprised campaigns let candidate near anything remotely phallic shaped like corndogs anymore.

If you’re at dinner just .. order some fruit? The hell.

those “inappropriate” haircuts are slick. come through young men!

This is hilarious. 

wtf did he do?!

The midwife’s list doesn’t have the squirt bottle? She will definitely need the squirt bottle, and I’m sure the midwife knows it, so maybe she is thinking that will be provided from somewhere else. Other than that, I’d just trust the midwife. Post-partum healing sucks but will be so much easier without a newborn to…

I agree that a (free) midwife is the ideal solution, but I personally would have _loved_ one of these packs. First of all, I could have gotten it _before_ my delivery. That could have given me time to inspect it and see what it was all about because as a first time mom I had _no_ idea. I could have decided “gosh,…

I was so scared of this happening when my kids were babies. The twins must have been asleep when this poor dad was driving them. Luckily our routine was pretty consistent, but when it did change (namely Dad had to do drop off) I would even call out to him on his way out of the house, “Don’t forget the kid(s) in the…

I guess I’m an awful person because I think this movie looks like it’s going to be a FANTASTIC combo of hilarious and unsettling and I’m so down.

So accurate I’m crying.

Easy, Tiger. AGH never said they don’t tip — just that tipping in cash is something they can’t/won’t manage.

What about “OK”??

If people read what Trump tweeted and don’t think it’s racist, it is highly unlikely that having it called out as such by an author is going to change any mind. [...] People who see over-editorializing in a newspaper will reject the content of an article because of the bias.

I think you mitigate the harm by keeping the children with the family who suffered more.

these are people who have saved embryos. they are already going through extraordinary steps to have children. for some of them surrogacy may have even been the next step. is every couple that uses a surrogate actually “adopting” a child? very strange way to put it.

really? they went through the trouble of going to an IVF clinic and having embryos prepared for implantation. it is not surprising that they want their children, no matter how they were carried to term.

tbh i think he’s undercover

lolll! smart kid tho.

omfg. we are potty training our 3yr old twins in a few days and i didnt even THINK of this as a possibility. this is totally something my kids would do (one of them has the same “i can swim but oops no i cant!” state of being). i had been cursing the carpet in our den leading up to this “adventure” but i guess now i’m…

So many favorites. The remote control car boys only club. The mega part series on FENSTER HALL. Linda the violin virtuoso.