Did someone turn 14 this year? Congrats. Now go to bed and wait for Krampus.

I read the quote in Debbie Downer's voice.

I've really been entertained by People of Earth. Great premise and characters.

I've loved Nilsson's music since The Point, but I was irrationally afraid the song Chloe was teeing up was going to be Coconut.

Yes it is.

Kimmel's a New Yorker by birth, but moved with the family to Las Vegas when he was nine.

Zoinks! That's a bit pricey.

My twitter is @Babyhands_Trump. They're so fucking small.

The acoustics would be fantastic.

They make a great facial mask. My skin feels so silky.

I want that coat!

But no reference to Dave in the article.

Especially those damn jive turkeys.

ReTOOLing. Nice one, brutha!

Now if Colbert would stop reminding us that he's a Catholic, I'd enjoy the show that much more. Also, CBS needs to shell out some $$ for some decent music.

Hell's bells!

Do you have this same problem with actors like Cumberbatch, DiCaprio or Pitt, who are considered handsome men with distinctive features?

Most people are ignorant.

It's amazing to me that "female" is considered a community, a minority, almost a niche.

It could probably be three things.