Unlike the reassurance that Donnie can pop a little blue pill and give the world another Trump baby.
Besides, Chelsea seems like a level-headed, well-rounded person.

No exclamation points so it's reasonable to assume Ack Ack doesn't need to "calm down." How very patronizing.

My emotions!

I was going to watch for the Massapequa vibe, but maybe not.

Sen. Clinton received high marks for working across the aisle. I'm sure she'll seek to appoint some non-deplorable Republicans.

Kill them and pulverize their bones, a la the Master on BTVS.

Joy Reid and Lawrence O'Donnell are the bright spots on Ms. NBC right now. I appreciate Maddow, but she overexplains, says the same thing 10 different ways, is repeatedly repetitive, says in 5 minutes what should only take about 2 … you get the picture, right?

Letterman, yes. Conan, eh.

The good kids get to play Know Your Cuts of Meat for a chance to win a box of meat from Lobel's.

At least during prez election seasons.

Then flattened by a steamroller.

I'd like the transcripts of Donnie's speeches too. The ones he got paid for and told Letterman all the money went to charity. Ha!

Colbert and his "Hey, did you know I'm a Catholic?" tap dance are a huge disappointment. I miss Dave five nights each week.

Yes Yes Yes Yes! His family joined him in LA recently to shoot the second season.

Apples and kumquats. A genius can identify with either sex, and it can be a trait of any race. It can be lots of things.

Maybe we can start with equalizing the basics, re roles for women on TV. And that doesn't seem be changing much this fall. The new shows' lead characters are by far packing penises.

I've never metts a pun that I didn't find coney.

Not if they don't have enough staff with the time to do those two things. More reviews, less crap I could read/ignore somewhere else.

With few exceptions, sci fi movies are still a white man's game. A little diversity might more accurately reflect our future, which is the setting for these movies.

So we have to wait another year for Jessica Jones because of this? Merde.