Gee, I didn’t know that Sbarro made cars, I thought they just made mediocre pizza sold at malls and rest stops.

That helmet is there as much for drool blocking as it is for safety.

Why isn’t “Will it doggie?” A regular Jalop feature?

There’s a lot of hate towards cars in bike circles? Not that I’m aware of - in fact every cyclist I know also owns and regularly drives a car. Now, hate towards cyclists from drivers who never bike...all you have to do is read the comments on this page to see how pervasive that is.

I do not like/know shit about golf, but even I know that was an insane shot.

Very cool. 2 thoughts: 1.Fascinating to watch his haptic memory. 2. Makes me grateful for the internet where a generous man I’ll never meet in a place I’ve never been brings me along in something I’ve always wanted to do.

This was incredible, monumental - Ronaldo passed!

“Clean slide.”

It’s pretty easy to tell which personalities are insufferable jerks to those they feel are “beneath” them by observing the revenge exacted by stylists and makeup artists.

I have an unhealthy obsession with 80’s G-bodies.

So tell me, when did you first realize your inner child died?

Of all the times to let out a HOLY SHIT he goes with “oh gosh”.

Why scrap it? This would make the ultimate hipster commune. Lots of deck area for farming, lots of space below to make art in, and it's a nuclear-powered weapon of war (for irony). Plus, it'll get the hipsters offshore, and we can torpedo the SOB anytime.

Pfft, I could do that.

Exactly, that corkscrewing maneuver is an energy bleeding technique for minimum distance engagements, although in this video the engagement is REALLY close and the missile seems to be errant at times.

Just watch this. Skip to about 1:40 and you'll see the same thing

Automatics are about as interesting as a vacation to Atlanta.