some families just seem cursed—it’s weird.

I wanna touch Kyle Korver!

Can’t answer that without seeing the van.

You’re the puppet.

“Look at that loser standing there with a bat on his shoulder. What a disaster. Dangerous, horrible looking person. And that moron with the mask and protective gear on. What the hell is he on about? Looks menacing. Probably celebrating a rape. Now he’s running toward that hero standing on the pitcher’s mound! Look…

incorrect https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-penet…

I’m sure everyone who was watching this live was disgusted by this language, and I hope ESPN received calls from all 3 of them.

Things Ronaldo is better at than Messi:

If they wanted to keep Drake out of the arena, maybe they shouldn’t have named the team the Toronto Rapstars, Tom. Because rap is the style of singing Drake is most known for, and he happens to be one of the biggest Rapstars in what young people refer to as, “the game.” It’s not Drake the Rapstar’s fault that you…

+1 James Franco mini-series

I don’t know what “sensitivity” has to do with anything. It’s like someone being mad about Independence Day because they have a divorce being finalized.

can we all agree that this was more than likely just an unfortunate misunderstanding and not some racism fueled dig at black history month?

“Nobody expects the Spanish in position!”

absolutely offside. Was in the direct line of the shot in an offside position. Doesn’t seem very controversial to me

Guess you had to be there

We can’t feel too bad for this Argentine soccer fan who, apparently in an effort to see if he really was Superman, lept (fell?) from the top of the stadium’s wire fence.

Stop liking football. It’s gross.

Football fans are the dumbest motherfuckers on the face of the planet.

Meh, it’s about like our video games like Battlefield or COD where we go and fight some shadowy threat in some nameless Asiatic country, but it’s pretty well implied that it is China when they’re screaming at you in Mandarin. Same goes for any random middle eastern country...

Fuck yeah, 360° Noscope!

Get some Mountain…