I find watching all the discussion and fighting about Star Wars films to be infinitely more entertaining than the films themselves.

I’ll bite.. as a heavy travaller, while I can’t (and won’t speak for EVERYONE on the plane, I can give some reasonable answers to this):

Im sorry but what in the actual hell is this article? A sperm? That’s a stretch, by a long shot.

Simmons: Right.

“‘Shoes. We all have to wear ‘em….’ is how I almost started this story”

“‘Shoes. We all have to wear ‘em….’ is how I almost started this story”

his mom’s cooter and subpar implant placement

Why were they interviewing post-bender mark Zuckerberg about barstool sports

It’s the most thin-skinned overreaction to the slightest criticism. “Hey, maybe tone down the celebrations when you’re up 10-0.”

Americans not reacting well to gentle criticism? Whoda thunk it?

Sorry, but the correct response was “What is, Annapolis?”

You’ll cancel season tickets because of a net, and you’re talking about over-reactions?

Ya’ll can get the everloving fuck out of here with this “don’t sit that close when you have kids” asshole nonsense. It probably costs less to get nets to the fucking foul pole in every fucking stadium than it does to pay for each team’s highest paid player for one at bat.

This entire comment section is a head-spinning menagerie of checked-out 30-something sports bro hot takes on twenty first century music popular and otherwise, and I’ve been so aghast at every stance everyone here has taken that I barely know how to even start making sense of any of it. But this take... this take is…

There are two differences in the Stan and Ollie situation: 1) the person was going to have to look like someone who is very famous and so prosthetics were going to come into it anyway, and 2) Reilly plays the character at two different eras and weights so there were two different suits. Even if you had hired a larger…

Fun fact: “The Touching is, To Me, Off Limits,” was the original title of MC Hammer’s 1990 breakthrough single. 

It’s a homophobic slur. I don’t care why you’re using it. Just don’t. Change the word f*g to the n-word in the same context and it doesn’t matter. The n-word is a racist slur. And again, just don’t. I don’t care what your intentions are. The less these words are thought and the less these words are said, the better…

Maybe finish reading the first paragraph before commenting?

Is reading fundamental? 

uh, no; but the 17-year-old is

I’m so tired. So very tired.