My heart hurts today. What a travesty.

No, I don't think they foresaw huge magazines and clips and automatics.

Our forefathers also did seed foresee guns that are more advanced than muskets, so.

I think as long as she's collecting animals that are already dead, it's not too bizarre. If she was killing them, it's another story. But there's no indication that she is.

I love you.

I was born in '89 and damn I loved my Cabbage Patch doll. I voted for that over Lisa Frank even though I grew up during the 90s. CPK were way more fun.

There are people who legitimately believe that pregnancy isn't very dangerous and no one actually dies from it. I'm not kidding. Yet these people are allowed to vote. Scary, huh?

Fuck, Trey and Matt are libertarians? That's unfortunate.

Ugh, where was this cross-posted? Too many trolls. Fucking Kinja.

I don't think his humor is refined enough to be "tongue in cheek" commentary. I mean, Family Guy ain't Mad Men.

Yup. Mindblowing.

That's all well and good, but it still doesn't disprove my point that stripping is objectification.

Just because a handful of men have may have gone into a strip club at one point in history and discussed literature it doesn't mean that the general purpose of the strip club is to discuss literature. But by focusing on that example statement (which was just the first thing I thought of) you are missing the entire…

What I said first, about men not going to discuss the fine arts? Well yeah, I'm still sticking by that statement. Strip clubs exist because men want to look at naked women. And I wasn't aware that you had to have direct involvement in an industry to be allowed to critique it. I don't think being a stripper makes you a…

Excuse me? I said stripping is objectification. The majority of men men who go to strip clubs go to watch women dance in a little amount of clothing. Are you saying that's incorrect?

But stripping is objectifying. Men don't go to strip clubs to talk to the women about Kafka and the fine arts.

Oh dear....I'm sorry. I get it now. Don't mind me, apparently I'm taking everything literally today.

No? The earth revolves around the sun, not vice versa.

Nick Kroll is hilarious. I can't wait to watch this show.

Sexual ambiguity = teh gayz, obviously.