Thank you thank you thank you.

Seems to me that your analysis would be correct.

There actually are statutes of limitations even for child molestation cases, but they are often extended in many jurisdictions in order to allow the victim to come forward after they reach the age of majority.

Christ on a bike. That reminds me I need to remember to deadbolt my apartment door every single night.

I LOL'd. Much needed comic relief.

Could just be a preventative thing? My roommate preemptively saged my previous apartment upon moving in, because it was a pretty old building in NYC....NYC is pretty haunted, with all the big old buildings.

Damn, we must be from the same area in New Jersey!

I don't think it's terrible either. Kids are fucking stressful. I used to nanny and while I'd never dream of hurting a child, it can be really exhausting. Sometimes you need a minute to yourself.

Depends on where you live because I don't know what every states' laws look like, but no. You do not need proof of address.

Because every other moron gets to vote. There's no civics quiz at the poll that determines whether or not you get to vote. It's your right as an American citizen.

Actually, no, whether you like it or not there is no law that says you must own a photo ID.

Not to mention, IT'S A FUCKING POLL TAX. I.e., unconstitutional as fuck.

How awful. I am so sorry.

STOP. I have friends who live in Miracle Mile. (I assume you're referencing the Miami neighborhood.)

When you take out the main issue here, we're talking about whether or not strip clubs should be paying taxes on the money they bring in. These are businesses. Businesses have to pay taxes. Are we supposed to be offended by this just because it involves strip clubs and might be an inconvenience for women who strip? …

She's charming. Self deprecating, and hilarious.

Did you watch Six Feet Under? It was an HBO show about a family that ran a funeral home. It's extremely good, I bet you'd like it if you liked the reality show.

Brains aren't sexy and don't look good in bikinis.

Security deposits are another way in which landlords will fuck you.

I don't wanna pick on her looks, but in what universe is that shade of lipstick appropriate for her skin tone?