Because it would be a logistical nightmare. What I think you're suggesting (correct me if I am wrong) is to essentially just change the name "marriage" to something like "civil union," leaving marriage in the realm of religion, with the term "marriage" having no legal implication whatsoever. But marriage is not…

I have two Yorkies. My girl is a freaking garbage disposal. The food is set out and she's on that immediately. The boy could not care less. He has a few bites, and walks away. I think the girl may be bullying him so that she can eat All the Food, but when they had their checkup with the vet last month, she said…

Shit, that was me and my ex. He never got bit; I was covered. Those fuckers are itchy, too. He kept telling me that I must have bedbugs, but I scoured my apartment and didn't find a thing.

There are no words.

You're welcome.

Actually if you aren't wearing a seatbelt, you can essentially become a projectile in the event of an accident.

Fire trucks are srs bizniz. I would've been distracted too!

I make a point to never include my face in them. Even if I was hacked (but I'm not a celebrity so I'm not THAT worried) I'd be like "Yo, those boobs are nice, maybe I just wanted to keep them on my phone so I could look at them whenever I want."

Thank you thank you thank you.

Either way, a cesspool of idiocy manages to creep out of the woodwork.

The wife can say she wants a billion trillion dollars but that doesn't mean she'll get it. Tell your friend to go to court; as long as he isn't abusive or incompetent he won't be denied joint custody.

There is a happy medium, you know. I'm 23 and I'm not puking naked at a frat house, nor am I making a joke out if a campaign with blingees and a terrible spray tan.

I'm telling you, she is delusional. She thinks his Ivy league degree is her meal ticket. All Ivy leaguers are millionaires, I guess.

Ah, the old "I chose my choice" feminism. Lazy and ignorant of the fact that no choice exists in a vacuum.

The NCAA death penalty is actually a thing. It's not literally a death penalty, obviously, but that is the name of it.

Yeah,he's mentioned wanting to be a professor, but she complained because they dont make enough money. I think if you have champagne tastes you better be willing to work for it. I'm really high maintenance (well, I'm not a spoiled pain in the ass) but I enjoy the finer things in life, which is why I'm going to have a…

Chemistry something or other. He's mentioned wanting to be a professor but I've literally heard her tell him no, they don't make enough. I don't know if he has the balls to ever dump her. If they go through with getting married (again, both are 23 and he's in his first year of his phd, I think it takes 6 or 7 years?…

I would say that the majority of men who frequent strip clubs do not view women as equals. Strip clubs reinforce the notion of women being inferior/the sex class. I'm sure the majority of men at strip club probably aren't rapists, but they're supporting a business that thrives because of rape culture and I wouldn't…

I recently cut a friend out of my life because I was sick of hearing about how she doesn't need to ever ever have a job because her boyfriend is getting a phd and will take care of her forever and ever. They are 23 and not engaged or anything.

I work in a family law firm too. It's always cute when the men "forget" to mention their wife filed a TRO because he hit her or threatened to kill her.