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Edgy.

Don't we have better things to deal with? If you don't have anything nice to say about foreign interest in Ugandan oil reserves masquerading as an inspirational global youth target audience cause marketing adventure to rescue damaged African children, then don't say anything at all!

I just gasped. The stuff of nightmares.

I miss my ex. Why doesn't he love me anymore (wah)? And why am I still obsessing over a complete dick?

Draw Something, Angry Birds (every version), Temple Run, Words With Friends, Instagram!

I'm unhearting you so I can re-heart you.

Amen.

Yeah, re-reading that I come off as rather braggy. Sorry! I'll send some boys your way.

HAHAHAH. I love it! On the one hand, this is good for me right now because the ex is a few years older than me and slept with more people than I did before we got together, but I'm quickly catching up to him. It's nice to have some freedom to hang out with whoever I want/do whatever I want, but I still miss the

Ugh, I know. It's just....I still feel like I have no closure. We broke up right before CHristmas. He asked me for a framed photo of us for Christmas, and then......we were suddenly broken up. It's really hard to handle. Breakups are not fun.....

I've been hooking up with a ton of hot guys, but I still miss my ex. Who is a complete and total jackass. HATE HIM. I'm still really bitter about how he unceremoniously dumped me over Facebook (after a two year relationship, and after hinting at the long-term and marriage). Ugh.

Shit, I have a TON of husbands. Do you think I can get alimony?

The first-ever economic analysis of anorexia, studying nearly 3,000 young women in the UK and the rest of Europe, found that the social and cultural environment influences decisions by young women to starve themselves in search of what they perceive to be an ideal body shape.

Amen.

ah fuck, I thought someone already promoted him. Sorry guys.

Because johns are rarely prosecuted, while women and girls, many of whom were forced into the industry, are penalized for something that they might actually be doing against their will.

The video is actually really cool. I didn't realize that centuries divisible by 400 ARE leap years, while other centuries are not. That was interesting. I mean, I knew fundamentally *why* we have leap years, but I also like visual demonstrations so it was pretty neat.

Well played.

Hearted! I'm ten years younger than you, but I'm definitely and old skool second waver. And there aren't many of us on Jezebel!

Or....health problems are causing both death and the need for sleeping pills?