Thanks!! I'm so excited. A million years ago I had a crappy one that died really quickly, but hopefully this one will be nice enough to last for a bit.

Good to know! Yeah, I'm betting the free gift will be some sort of porn DVD, and I'm not really a fan of porn, but we'll see. If anything, I'll pass it along to a girlfriend or something. But it'd be nice if it was like, lube or some of that ridiculous edible chocolate body paint!

Finally ordered a vibrator TODAY. I've been wanting one for a while but I'm too shy to buy one in person. But my boyfriend and I are taking a bit of a hiatus because he's super stressed and just started a new job, but we're probably not going to sleep around. At least, I don't want to...I'd rather just wait for…

This is a terrible habit of mine but when that happens to me, I usually use my teeth to open it. Use your molars, bite down, and twist.

Always trust your gut. If you're getting a bad vibe, avoid this guy. Your instincts are trying to tell you something.

THAT'S awkward? I must've looked like the most awkward kid ever, in that case. Cripes.

And they'll tell you there's "No such thing," because real Americans are Christian.

I voiced my displeasure on their Facebook page, and some rotten person (a woman, btw) told me that I was a dumb skank who didn't know anything because I am a club rat (?) and I get gangbanged after drinking too many rum and cokes (??).

I keep reiterating— what if they pulled ads from BET after a white supremacist group complained? Or if neo Nazis complained and they pulled ads from the History Channel during an airing of a documentary about the Holocaust? How is this any different?

Yeah, maybe the pervs will finally stop if this shit was zero-tolerance.

Good.

The little blonde girl is precious! You can tell she is very sweet and has great manners.

AMEN!!!

I'm not fond of the Kardashians as a whole, but Khloe and Lamar are too cute. He really genuinely adores her, and she adores him. So sweet.

To quote you, verbatim: "I do think that generally men are better at math not because of cultural expectations but because of the way that their brains are hardwired."

Or because girls are consistently told that they're bad at math, so they stop trying at a young age. It's not the girls who are perpetuating it, it's their teachers, parents, and peers.

First, in many countries, there's no gender gap at all both at the average and very high levels of performance.

How did this guy find not just one, but three women to marry him?

I'm sure those guys get off on embarrassing young girls by buying porn from them. Ugh.

To be fair, Pnina Tornei dresses are terrorism upon one's eyes.