are you telling me that the jade egg in my pussy isn’t removing toxins?

How do you define “outdated” in a car? The infotainment system? The styling? The powertrain of that CRV is the same as a new one in 2017 (a four banger VTEC with a CVT). And the E350, well, yeah it’s outdated. That generation was designed in 1992. That’s a moot point, though, because it’s a fricken’ delivery van. My…

I am 60 years old. In case it helps, I’m going to tell you what I know.

He is skinny and he walks sideways so no one can see him.

Yeah, this doesn’t have anything to do with half of the hashtags she used. How is related to being transgender? I don’t think a transman’s penis would look like this and a penis is the last thing a transwoman would want representing her. It doesn’t really have anything to do with being genderfluid. It’s just another…

No, it’s just the tip!

Rational, logical, critical thought is really not a skill evenly spread amongst the population.

Jumping in to share my Grinchy attitude.

Ugh it’s not rapey! It’s enslavey! Get it straight.

Well that’s the least shocking news I’ve ever heard.

“It makes me sad and disappointed that Kate feels the need to avoid taking official pictures while pregnant because she feels so limited in her choices of what is acceptable for her appearance.”

It’s actually not that unusual for Royal Christmas cards to feature a dated photo. I somehow had enough time this morning to click through a 43-image slideshow of royal Christmas cards since Charles and Diana were married - which, incidentally, was a photo from their wedding, long before the holiday season. Charles…

She’s also a known sufferer of hyperemesis gravidarum. She may not “show” because she’s literally vomiting constantly and may actually have difficulty gaining weight during pregnancy.

Speculating and discussing the way she looks is totes tacky, y’all!

His left foot is squashing down the heel of his shoe. He’s getting ready to flip it off at somebody.

Oh, silly me, the Queen is her great-grandmother. Durrr.

Must be nice if you can afford it. Many of us are just plain fucked.

I’m at the point where I don’t want him to resign over sexual misconduct. I’m not sure I want him to resign at all. I want his ass nailed to the wall and prosecuted for obstruction and treason.

Right?

It’s almost certainly rising up out of the drain, for all the reasons you describe.