No Netflix, all chill.

Sorry, but as a Minnes-oh-tan, I didn’t realize these were trends. This is just how we live up in da nord here.

Americans need to reacquaint themselves with the lifestyle trend of hobo (Ho-bo). Living in cardboard boxes tastefully insulated with old newspaper, draping yourself in fourth-hand fashion stolen out of donation boxes, and sumptuously dining from dented cans of outdated meat and veggies foraged from dumpsters. Our new…

As is often the case, I really don’t have anything productive or informative to say. I just found an all-purpose gif of Symone Sanders from last night that I think many of you women will find very useful in future debates with Deadspin commentators:

Pretty sure he’s spent the last 18 months standing off to the side of the stage, waiting patiently for his name to be called.

I think you mean...unpresidented.

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I was a political science major, and I have been doing a lot of thinking about what a Jones upset would mean. It’s pretty significant, and requires a fair amount of nuanced thinking. So I apologize in advance if this gets kind of dense and long, but here’s the analysis of someone who studies and thinks about this…

I cannot tell who I love more: The Rock or Terry Crews. Both are so wholesome and wonderful.

I would so very much like this to come true - I always thought Trump might bail (for “medical reasons”) when marching around to “Hail to the Chief” didn’t seem as fun as it once did.

0-60 in 5 seconds!! I’m excited to watch a truck merging onto the highway in front of me rapidly pulling away instead of holding me up.

Curious exactly how biodegradable these are.

This is super-cool! That said...

Is she famous? For the record, I am an old.

This might be because, in general, Massage Envy is to professional massage what Chipotle is to authentic Mexican cuisine.

No fries and a giant Diet Coke is how he stays so slim!

A chicken wrap? Like some sort of Communist?

Part of me thinks this ‘health matter’ could just be a cover for Singer laying low ahead of even more damning harassment/assault allegations.

Fuck this woman. Fuck fuck fuck this woman.