I kind of want her to be cast out from country, but in reality, there’s no country anymore. The vast majority of new and popular songs feature some semblance of drum machine beats, stuff like auto-tune, and decidedly un-country lyrics. Why this happened, I’m not sure, though it could just be the Nashville industry…

Something about Lena Dunham has always given me the shivers. I can not articulate what it is but I trust my gut.

I swear to God, she does this on purpose. This isn’t about defending her friend; it’s about making herself the center attention of a story that doesn’t involve her.

My friends and I used to watch terrible, horrible, awful movies for fun sometimes. Some of them were just so irredeemable that by the end, it felt like it’d been on for years and we’d literally (verbally?) all start chanting, “End! End! End!” I feel this way about Lena Dunham. She never should’ve been a thing. She’s…

Lena is an asshole and it’s annoying that she’s made feminism a part of her brand. She’s the epitome of a white feminist. Lena doesn’t want to embrace women of color or understand intersectionality. Lena just wants to be equal to white men. The rest of us can kick rocks. I’m not surprised she chose not to stand in…

You did. But he’s not that cute.

Because evangelical Christian wives have no identity apart from their husbands.

Lord knows that when I look back on all the women I’ve loved, I primarily think about the men they worked for.

This is petty, but...one of the worst things she did was start this trend of recipe bloggers adding a photo for Every. Single. Moment. Of. Cooking. One for each of the ingredients. Hand over bowl. Spoon in hand. Different angle. Lovingly bokehed photos of salt, raw meat, piles of flour. Photo of mixing. Photo of empty…

Their hemp reusable bags

So the same way you know someone does crossfit? :D

Here’s a joke - how do you know that someone’s polyamorous? Because they NEVER STOP TALKING ABOUT IT. I would assume that is the reason why the family doesn’t want them over for Xmas, although to be honest I really don’t care.

The fact that Jerry’s life is actually pretty amazing is genuinely one of my favorite things about Parks and Rec.

She steals recipes. Claims kids are homeschooled - they have a private tutor. When she started she didn’t tell people she was rich and pretended that Lad was just some downhome hillbilly she married that she had randomly met, and didn’t even know who he was. This is back in the blogging days - she came off as a big…

Not so much accused of as proven to. Like I said, I have a shitty little recipe blog and read a lot of shitty little recipe blogs. It is perfectly ok to, at this level, not create your own recipes - though I personally do give attribution, as in “adapted from so and so” if all I’ve done is add vanilla or whatever.…

This area land would make her & her husband goddamn duke/duchess in Europe.

I have a difficult time with her partnership with Walmart.

Because, Walmart.

First of all, I mention that she’s the second-largest employer in her area. Second of all, this.

A friend of mine knew her back in her prefame, mommy blogger days and apparently there was a kerfluffle when everyone discovered that she wasn’t some poor shmuck trying to live off the grid like the rest of them, but rather was a rich woman who had no problem affording her lifestyle. That said, her recipes are really…