Burying those bodies was the least horrific thing they did to those same bodies.

I’ve said this many times but I feel it bears repeating. A few years from now, assuming we’re not all busy fighting off Super Mutants, one of the Trump daughters will be on 60 Minutes, or whatever version of Oprah is on the air at that stage; my money’s on Tiffany.

The Rotting Pumpkin Overlord will be an even more…

what makes you think he won’t?

My dad (Age 75 now, then 65) did not know who Britney Spears was before this video, but because of the media saturation after the video, one of the things he likes to say while drunk to make himself laugh is “Leave Britney alone.”

Dude. So meta.

For five days, we were told it was going to be on the east coast, and then 24 hours before it hits, we’re now told it’s coming up the west coast,” 52-year-old entrepreneur Jeff Beerbohm told the AP. “As usual, the weatherman, I don’t know why they’re paid.

I was born a size 16. I came out of the womb 5'5 and 155 lbs.

I can’t stop giggling that every evening she puts on a nice dress and lights some candles for her husband named: EVA !!!!!

Medal making is the English major of trade schools.

 they’re actually cheap, gritty chocolate wrapped in tinfoil.

I was on that flight. Here is my Verrit code:

Separately, there is no way Sinatra isn’t Ronan’s dad, right?

I definitely read John ‘Lovitz’ and had a full on mental breakdown for a second there.

No, those rules most certainly apply to the President. They go to the National Archives or he can pay for them at fair market value.

Except, again, he can’t. They go to the LoC once they arrive in the states. And if he tries to keep them, it will be an UGLY lawsuit that not even, shit, I can’t even think of one judge who’d side with Trump on this. Not even Roy Moore would be that fucking stupid.

Well, except it’s standard practice. Heads of state give heads of state gifts ALL THE TIME. In the US they go to the Library of Congress. Have since the dawn of the nation.

Because Presidents of the US have never received gifts from foreign governments before. EVER.

As I said elsewhere this weekend, the next occupant of the White House is going to be shocked to find no furnishings and all the copper wire ripped out of the walls.

I read your statement as: “I never liked kids. I had my own kids and I liked some of them, but not all.”