chokes on ma’s sunday evening dinner?

Miscalculates a dance sequence on a bridge and falls off. You?

Last I saw, Messina’s character had become a controlling, abusive piece of shit. Which was really sad for my husband and me, because we loved their relationship at first. I hope Messina’s character dies this season.

They missed the part where after her statement Sandra Bullock tripped into a meet-cute with a guy at a press conference, stammered a double-entredre she had to walk back, and then getting that guy’s number only to realize she had another date that day.

Tezticular Torzion is the name of my throwback, 80s retro, hair-metal band.

Hold up. That woman is not my FLOTUS.

The rest of the elite disaster-response team walks resolutely across the tarmac:

watching this hypocrite’s ark has been really enlightening. 

Tig’s short was better.

I just came here to say that I, uniquely, do not watch Game of Thrones, making me better than 12.1 million people.

Well, I’d say half of all people are short, and the other half are tall.

It would look like that to me if, say, it were on a sheet of paper. But given its placement it looks a lot like the Juden star. There isn’t a high end designer who doesn’t know that putting a yellow star there is going to look close to Holocaust imagery. This exact thing happens a lot in fashion. 

Most likely this.

Has MVP’s boyfriend met a specific person he wants to sleep with hence he’s come up with this? I would probably think so...

“Inspored” sounds like a description of how cheesy sci-fi aliens reproduce.

I just read this lengthy ass blog post about a lawsuit stemming from a private Facebook mom group.

Lol “jeans and a nice top” has been my going-out go-to for decades now and YOU WILL NOT TAKE THAT FROM ME!!!!

Because the door frame is often out of square, it’s tough to get the door to latch firmly. Replacing the knob doesn’t help. It seems super creepy but is actually a cheap practical solution in old houses.

IDK, I just adore Victorian houses... Just go up there, make peace with the ghosts and live your best life, those houses are gorgeous!

Better to be safe and just burn it down.