No doubt Trump’s noticed that Amelia Earhart has done an amazing job and is getting recognized more and more.

I’m glad he read it because

I’m sorry but I got to “din’t” and my British sensibilities forced me to gasp in horror at the spelling and then go make myself a cup of tea.

What pisses me off most about President Dipshit inserting himself in this story is that per his proposed healthcare reform, the children suffering like that here at home would be left to die while their parents are saddled with a copious amount of medical debt.

This tennis player Kate is allegedly thirsty for looks like he’s a quarter of the way through transforming into a werewolf.

The “hot convict” is being untrustworthy? Color me shocked!

The uber rich, police commissioners, journalists...this shit sounds like a party at Wayne Manor. How come the Joker never crashes these types of events IRL?

I would rather hear a real, human voice every time, no matter how imperfect. Do less dancing, more singing. Take some damn voice lessons to strengthen your voice. Whatever. I don’t go to concerts to see someone mouth words over a track.

I think he doesn’t distinguish between reality and what he thinks is true anymore, if he ever did. Especially since he’s actually been on the cover of TIME.

The thing is, we all do.

Because he keeps fucking getting rewarded for it? Honestly though? THIS IS ALL OF THEM. Ask me about the time Chuck Grassley ogled my boobs. I was 20 and working. Or the time that a middle-aged youth pastor gave me a back rub when I was 16. Or the boss who made me feel dirty when I told him I was pregnant with my 2nd…

I have a mutt we got from a shelter - we reckon he’s a staffy crossed with something bigger (what, exactly, we have no idea), and his ears look like they were taken off a different dog entirely and stuck on the wrong place on his head. My mother-in-law, when we showed her his photo from the shelter, said he was “the…

Martha is still cuter than every single pug that has ever lived. #comeatmebro

The fuck is this nonesene?

This is the correct response.

I appreciate how guarded they are with the birth of their kids. I think that, celeb or not, you should have the final say in how much info you want to share with folks. It’s a time of bonding and with two babies at once, I’m sure that’s a different experience. Not everything needs to be shared immediately to placate…

Survival of the Cutest.

Me, sitting on the couch: “Ugh, it’s too hot to go to the gym and run on the treadmill for 30 minutes.”

don’t you have google?

An adult should be assigned to each kid