She buys me a Porsche after I express interest in getting one but know I can’t (she does put the title in her name). She buys me a membership to the exclusive Sherwood for somewhere around $200,000 so I can play golf.

HA! I came here to make the same “brolerina” joke! Beat me to it :D

i searched for a picture of the hero and found this:

Talented, brave, he seems to have the whole... um... package.

its what i phonetically implied, yes.

leaving here, thats your first position?

Guess you could say his rescuing skills are en pointe.

Not a weird thing to say to the bitch asking you hard questions. He knows she has a daughter and he wants her to know that he knows. That was a threat, make no mistake.

As someone who feels like a divorce is on the horizon, I can only wish that it would go as (apparently) painless as theirs.

Griffin isn’t exactly optimistic about what this whole debacle will do to her career.

Someone posted elsewhere that she was dressing for the job she wanted: Widow

I have two decks. My reddit AMA is forthcoming.

I haven’t seen this many shoes about to drop since a shelf started to tip at Payless.

EVERYONE GETS LOCKED UP!!!!

You’d have to ask Ivanka?

Until he becomes Director of the FBI.

Hey, like Jesus said, if the cow is giving the milk away for free, can you blame the farmer?

Teachers wouldn’t be walking at graduation anyway.