I read “Live-action Lion King” and immediately thought ‘with people? Isn’t that just Hamlet?”

Elton, tell TayTay to go away pls.

Well hold on now, does he have business interests in Colombia? You always have to take that into consideration.

A guy with boobs? Cuz the person on top there has boobs.

Run. fast.

In conclusion, eat it, haters. Preferably off my legs because they’re both very clean rinsed.

I think you did yourself a favor. Better that happen than actually eat at TGI Friday’s.

It also means he got drunk once and cheated on his wife.

I admire Pence for coming up with this common sense solution to a very real problem.

i’ve known dinosaurs were real since i was little. before i even was in school and learning science.

My elementary school-aged daughter has decided that all traditional pants are “terrible” and “make my belly hurt” and will only wear elastic-waisted leggings/stretch pants/knits. She wants comfort as she tree-climbs, karate-kicks, and army-crawls her way through 1st Grade and I cannot blame her.

More like the Fart of the Repeal, ammirite?

Donald: this is the deal, take it or leave it!

What’s hilarious about all of this is that if you take him at his word (i.e. that Obamacare is a horrible system that is hurting people), then he’s essentially willing to saddle America with terrible healthcare out of SPITE.

No to play Captain Obvious here, but that person who said you deserved getting your breast twisted for talking to the guy? That person is not your friend.

I have been assaulted by three different men. The first was my uncle when I was 16. He was drunk and evidently moved to tears by some song I sang for my family and he shoved his tongue in my mouth in front of my parents, who brushed the event off as “not a big deal.” The second time was a few years ago, when a man at…

I hate that this is a truth of being a woman.

The Art of the Deely

I’m from Kentucky and life certainly was mostly not that great in the coal towns even when coal was king.