Let’s back up for a min.

Also, he’s a child. He’s seventeen years old, for crying out loud, and doing what he can at the whims of adults. Leave him be.

Okay, so, since apparently it’s hard for folks to understand.

Bradley Whitford is playing the dad?

PENNY CAN!

Which Episodes, Joanna? I think we need the list, for science, and also to see if they’re the same as mine.

I wish these guys were in charge.

six years on one count of violating Georgia’s street gang act

That last paragraph is exactly me. I used to be baffled by people’s love of steak. Now I know better.

You have a brother.

My mom had a second family I didn’t know about?

Star for “Necessary Lubrication”

Next year’s In Memoriam:

Find yourself someone who looks at you like Lin Manuel Miranda looks at everybody.

I am not from the West. Through my entire childhood, I knew steaks only as charred, chewy beef pucks. I ate them with ketchup. I loved it.

My god... this is my mother all over again. Anything not steak (like pork chops or chicken) was Shake & Bake. My wife knows that to buy Shake & Bake is an instant divorce.

Seriously. We should not be okay with her becoming homeless. That is completely unacceptable.

The level of unthinking schadenfreude in this post and in the comments is frankly making me uncomfortable.

Oh, I feel you and will feel no sadness at all if some hacker ever builds a targeted malware that takes out everyone and thing involved with MLM. (Or the SEC descends or whatever.) I have watched Smother fall for every fucking pyramid on the planet, from Amway to candles to sex toys to nutritional poison (yes, a…