So refreshing to finally have a government that isn’t made up of delicate little snowflakes like the left is made up of.

Remember that episode when Jonathan Brandis and Seth Green were hackers? Good times.

Am I the only one who thinks of Jonathan Brandis and then gets sad whenever SeaQuest is mentioned? Yes, I’m an old, for certain values of “old.”

Quickly, I must to home for that is were the alcohol lives.

It looks like she just stepped on a rake, but is smiling through it because she is a professional.

Thatz not okay.

If I were ever to become a supervillain, my evil plan would involve stealing wax sculptures from Madame Tussauds and putting them in people’s bedrooms while they sleep.

I can understand this. I’m an early stage entrepreneur with no staff and am constantly being approached by magazines to spend money advertising with them and my answer always is that I do not have the resources to deal with a sudden spike in demand. It would do me no favours and would leave new customers disappointed…

This is actually incredibly common for smaller brands who find themselves with surprise hit (ETA: Kate bought this dress off the rack—Issa didn’t know about it until pics hit the news; this was not a commission). If you have a ton of people who want to place orders, yet you have no way to fill those orders because you…

I miss Jaaaaaacccccckkkk

I used to own a Snoopy dog as a kid and the company that made the doll, also made outfits for the doll, and I had this outfit for my Snoopy which was very glam rock/ David Bowie for its time. The thing is, that Bono dresses pretty much like that and only wishes that his glasses could be as cool as Snoopy’s.

My theory is that he’s like Cyclopes. But instead of shooting laser beams from his eyes, he shoots shitty music into our phones.

“Mr. President, any comments on the situation in Prussia?”

isn’t throwing shit you found on the ground at other moving shit what childhood is all about?

IIRC whatever the hell album that one’s on is U2's 14th album release, presumably including live albums and the Three EP from 1979. At least, that’s what I read at the time.

After 10 years, I finished paying off my student loans today! *High fives all around*

Kinda sounds like this maaaaay have already happened...

Funny thing...my family (who are all born again Christians) have the tact NEVER to say this to me. “Corgis, aren’t you glad you’re here with us and not dead in a dumpster?”