And if anyone’s uncouth enough to tuck a tie into his underwear...

WHY NOT BOTH

I’m gonna go with regular 8.5"x11" and I will brook no dissent.

You guys! I love post-presidency Bush! And I hate myself for it.

Opens Tiffany box under sofa, finds Tiffany Trump. Dies even more.

At first I was like...aww bless him he can’t figure it out. And then I was like...wait...what if Dubya is taking a page out of Biden’s prankster book and he’s aware of the camera and pantomiming suffocating himself at Trump’s inauguration? I’m going with the latter.

She’s in for a tough road, but make no mistake, she can handle it just like she’s handled all the difficulties of her life. Remember, she was raised on the South Side of Chicago by a father who was a blue-collar worker and a mother who stayed at home with her brother and her. She watched as her dad, who was her rock,…

It’s a very legitimate and needed skill/profession. How do we all think our cattle and sheep and horses are raised and tended to? Sorry, I come from a family of ranchers and it’s not at all a lowly or dumb profession. There is a lot of work and knowledge involved. But, not the kind that would be helpful to being…

Barack & Michelle officially launched their foundation, obama.org, today!

This picture is a nice thing:

I’m not American, nor live in America, but over here we’re aware of the global implications and the general horror that today brings. I’m sorry, you guys. x

This is Marble. A cat we lost 6 years ago. She was found and trapped a week ago and is back home with us.

I think those puppies are too young for booze and sex.....also MSG.

Re: #4: That’s an Irish Wolfhound! We have one named Freya, and here are some pictures of her because you all deserve them:

What about me? Am I you?

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

I’m getting weary of all the dramatics. It’s getting absurd. Shit is likely to be bad, but we’re not “all gonna die!!” at the same time during Trump’s presidency.

I’ll panic when the nukes are on their way. In the meantime, I can’t live in the state of anxiety that would be required with the knowledge that we are all going to die.

On the eve of the inauguration, I think it’s a good time to remember that under President Obama, twenty million Americans gained health insurance, cutting the percentage of uninsured Americans to single digits; same-sex marriage was legalized; DADT was repealed; combat positions were opened to women and transgender…