Fuck that paparazzi asshole.

I won’t even watch the trailer. I am so DONE with the whole “dead dogs to tug at your heartstrings!” trope.

“fervent supporter of organizations like PETA”

My parents live in Green Bay, which is a very small town, and there is no end to the secret awesome charity appearances and contributions that Aaron Rodgers takes part in. He is a solid guy. Early in his career he was a lot more Bible thumpy than he is now, and apparantly his parents are very strict with their…

That sounds like a tweet an aide made, if it were him tweeting it would have been “Even wounded warriors know I will MAGA!!!” or “Tell John McCain that these are real heroes, they weren’t captured” He probably only hung around long enough for the awkward photo op.

Optimistic speech patterns, photographs, hyperlinks and hashtags added to message? Trump did not post this, It was probably one of his PR folks on the Iphone.

As a longtime ally, I fucking love your goddamn community, too.

As a queer, I want to say that I fucking love our goddamn community.

If we could just do this every night for at least the next four years, that would be great.

Mary Ann Carmody sounds like a lovely lady. I hope she got a glow stick.

you can tell, however, the way she’s carrying them high, that her theoretical babies are boys.

hrm. i had always thought of him as an ass man.

Jungpōp

i am recording my new mixtape right now, under my stage name, YUNG POPE

I’m straight up nostalgic for Bush-era dysfunction.

I agree. For years I pirated BBC shows, because there was no fucking way to view them in the United States. And I felt absolutely zero remorse about that.

92 is a good long life. I hope he recovers as well, but it would be fitting if he passed away on Friday to overshadow the inauguration. A final “fuck you” to Donald Trump if you will.

Wait, how do you run a horrible campaign and win the popular vote?

I hope I don’t sound too obnoxious eye roll, but I have a few mutual friends with the Bush family and they have all talked about how lovely the Bush’s are (obviously they’re friends with them so they’d say that). However, they’ve also mention George H.W. and George W.’s hatred for Trump.

Bill Clinton fake-coughs into his hand. “I’m so sick,” he drawls. “I think I’ll bail and just binge-watch some ‘Criminal Minds’ instead.”