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Are we not calling out stealth-firsties anymore? Is that no longer a thing?

You can always put a few drops in, swirl it around, and NOT throw the absinthe away. There are very few people who can seriously nose out a liqueur from what remains of its "legs" after you've thrown it out and added 2 oz of hard liquor plus bitters, mixers, whatever. I'm sure there are super-tasters out there for

Betty Relasion down the road that I must travel…

His name doesn't hurt either.

I remember reading (and also gawpin') at this issue when it was new. I actually thought it was pretty cool that Playboy ran it - in a certain way, the imprimateur of Playboy saying "this here is a beautiful woman" was comparatively progressive in that less-tolerant era. Plus I got to pretend I was some sort of culture

Alan Moore sure got buff in preparation for this role.
"Whatever Happened to the Non-Pee-Drinking Fishman of Tomorrow?"

I'm with you. I enjoy the hell out of that book, but that bruised-eye, oddly Russian-looking She-Hulk face is something I just have to get past. There's also a posey cartoonishness about the action scenes that bugs me. I don't think it's bad art, it's simply heavily stylized in a way that doesn't work for me. I loves

I agree with the first part, but I don't think it's impossible to be satire that isn't very clear about being satire. I'm sure there are plenty of examples of satire that stayed sub rosa because to be otherwise was politically unwise, but I didn't major in poli-sci or c-lit so I can't cite any. I'll just take the low

You forgot to work in "pablum" and "wake up, sheeple!"

Ultimately it comes down to: how much are you experiencing an interactive narrative, and how much are you playing a game? The answer depends on the player, the game, and the mood at the moment. Does it break the atmosphere, absolutely. But a lot of times that's an unavoidable consequence of the difference between

It is well known that ducks are the same density as wood.

I'm thinking drawing dick-noses on Gonzo is bringing coals to Newcastle. It's not just unsubtle, it's pointless given that it's already a dick.

Dan Aykroyd cameltoed in Temple of Doom? <digs out="" vhs="" and="" vcr="" with="" good="" single-frame="" advance="">

"Magento" has dominion over all purplish shades of red. Not really a great power. His power ring is as faboo as his helmet though.

Like his entire post-Police musical career? HEYOOOO!!!!!

Pretty much everybody thinks the cast they first encountered is the best one (except people who don't watch, who just say "the first one")…I'm sure I'm no exception but nonetheless I agree, and she was a major standout. It's good to see that era finally get some overall recognition, and a shame she in particular never

There is no "real" definition of feminism. It's not a collective trademark like Realtor (TM?). You choose that label for yourself and nobody can really call you out on it. So neo-Victorians who think women are fragile creatures with no free will or agency can call themselves "feminist", and so can the real-world

Lupita Nyong’o as Ororo means Emma Frost won't be able to call Storm a c…a cuuuuuu….
dammit, looks like Onion Megamedia Worldwide implemented a Jimmy Valmer filter.

What vlog has a multicamera setup, like in the section starting around 4:00 in 'Fake Blood'?