Kobe Fans Have Beef with Well Done Ranking

If the next one isn’t called “Fast 10 Your Seatbelts”, then there is no justice. 

With Johnson and Statham’s bald heads, the movie is much more enjoyable if you pretend that Idris’ super soldier is fighting two genetically-modified, sentient testicles.

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Tim Robbins looks like me doing a Hideo Nomo impression when I was 10

This is more an indictment of me than of him, but the player in all white from High School Musical 2 is supposed to be the former Little League World Series champion pitcher.

Ah yes, when I was a TA responsible for 80 students a semester making just $12,000 a year, I always used to tell myself that it wasn’t about the money. It was about learning and educating in a rigorous academic setting, surrounded by a robust built-in consumer market always ready to explore new ideas while pawing…

Don’t get carried too far downstream or you may be drawn to the strait. 

That sounds nice, but when the horse shits who’s going to rake?

horseshit.

He was playing Hold ‘Em, not Stud.

“C Biscuit Stables,” company sounds like horseshit to me.

“I, Vigo, the Scourge of Carpathia, the Sorrow of Bavaria, command you to buy an Audi!”

* football (🏈)

my name isn’t really Jeff but this was a cool story and I can get behind it

So, yes, it is still July and a great preseason game doesn’t necessarily indicate future success, but with the necessary disclaimers out of the way this is indisputable proof that Pulisic will win the treble for Chelsea, along with the EPL Golden Boot and the Ballon d’Or.

Not me, but I concur. Wife’s a vegetarian. Their “veggie burger” is a bun, lettuce, tomato, onion. No patty. Real cute you cheap white hat wearing “secret” menu jackasses. Come fight me at Five Guys or Smashburger.