That is some good strategery. I’ll buy a dozen. #megfan #cantstopthismegging

I‘ve been coming here every summer of my adult life, and every summer there she is oiling and lotioning, lotioning and oiling... smiling. I can’t take this no more!

To go north, you must go south.

Trade winds blow west to east. That’s why outhouses always open to the left.

Where Ee-A-Inn at? EE-A-Inn!

Sure who cares. How small do the windmills need to be before we just stop claiming these are jousts?

So did they find the jacket? Can I have one?

Did he look like this?

ignore the idiots (above/below) - rewearing is fine.

How long will it take to get to a conclusion is all I’m concerned about here.

What is a bar-boy? Is it guy at the bar? is it a bartender, but more elfin? I’m actually curious. 

He has a dozen pairs. That is very different, cousin done.

I cycle through the same dozen pairs of undies every week. I don’t think I need more than that, and yet if I reduced my supply to just two weeks worth, I would somehow run out of them on a family trip to Busch Gardens, or I would use all of them over the course of a single day when swamp-ass season commences here in…

French Truthers unite.

5 fucking brushes and not one wren. As we all know the wren is the king of all birds, except when caught in the firs.

5 fucking brushes and not one wren. As we all know the wren is the king of all birds, except when caught in the firs.

Nailed it.

I heard more of a generic latex fart cushion sound. Brought to me by the leading latex corporation in the biz, mdsafdvhsa enterprises, of course.

WHAT DID THE GUY SAY TO THE OTHER GUY?

I also like that ‘Farce’ is a film category for google’s bots.

The Ref was so white, its tears were opaque.