5 fucking brushes and not one wren. As we all know the wren is the king of all birds, except when caught in the firs.

5 fucking brushes and not one wren. As we all know the wren is the king of all birds, except when caught in the firs.

Nailed it.

I heard more of a generic latex fart cushion sound. Brought to me by the leading latex corporation in the biz, mdsafdvhsa enterprises, of course.

WHAT DID THE GUY SAY TO THE OTHER GUY?

I also like that ‘Farce’ is a film category for google’s bots.

The Ref was so white, its tears were opaque.

+1 Zoom Zoom Boom

My mom took up smoking at 65, after quitting for 40, because she liked it. If the window is 15 years, who gives a fuck about ‘risk levels’.

My user name has never been more relevant. 

Craggs and Drum, coming at you from 10 to 1!

LeBron asked for the trade. AD, well, didn’t not do nothing anywhere, no?

Drynuary makes so much sense now.

Word of advice. Stay away from the thirsty’s, they take it to another level.

It’s JO-seffee. Jeez emcee.

The van gundy name shall be forever tarnished by the hungry’s

Can u cross post to the deadspin tumblr? I HAVE THE FEELS. Maybe we can ship Zion and Blake when the pistons win the lottery?!?!

+1 Dragon Army

We can all agree that these are ‘dumb’ crimes, right? Like of the type of crime that if you explained it to a random person, they would go yeah, crime, but like so is a speeding ticket?

Cord always went one loop too far on his hitches. I like that it was out there though, and seemed meaningful when I read it back then. Pretty sure that his post would not make it through the submission process on the political GMG sites today, which makes me sad.

We just got the hammer on We. Now I get jacked up with You, which makes it’s appearance 50+ times in this article.