Sounds like a tonsil stone. 

It’s bad enough the Russian bots try to ruin our elections, now they’re going around saying that french fries go with pizza before hot dogs?

I’m still waiting for my Star of David cups, Starbucks. How are Jewish people supposed to inform everyone else that we are Jewish and also drink coffee??

I am so sorry for your loss. Hang in there. While it will never be the same, it will slowly (very slowly) get better. And while you’re taking care of your dad, take care of yourself too.

I only watched the first two or three episodes of the reboot, so I’m not very invested. But that header picture is punching me in the gut in a way I didn’t expect. I grew up in a blue collar, on the suburbs like Lanford place, watching the original in the 80s. Dad a big guy like Goodman, Mom taking part time jobs like…

If your kid is going to have their first puking hangover, better to have it in the comfort of their own home instead of curled up weeping in the corner of the dorm shower. Makes total sense.

Sounds like the writer was at some press event or Q & A deal that Drew did and just took those sound bites, wrote the piece in Arabic, and then the magazine translated that text into English.

A couple months ago, after seeing my abusive ex at a show we were at, I told my husband about his raping me almost 20 years ago. It was the first— and only— time I had said the words outloud. I have been with my husband for over 15 years. Hell, it took me over a decade to even admit to myself that what happened with…

Have we lost the idea of any due process before a person’s livelihood is destroyed?

I want to see a reunion of the original DeGrassi Jr High crew — Snake, Joey, Spike, Wheels, Stephanie (right?) — because I am old. I live in Buffalo and back in the day we got Canadian TV stations, pretty scandalous to have an 8th grader pregnant on television in about 1991.

The real question is why that brand wanted two periods in their logo.

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

Meghan’s ensemble was by far my favorite one. Just lovely.

You have got to move out. This is giving me so much anxiety. When can you move? You live there with your fiance? Can the two of you afford a 1 bedroom together? I hate Sam!

And interestingly, anyone who knows anything about dogs knows to be more wary around collies than Great Danes.

And R2D2 just stood there doing NOTHING

Sister Sarah will just sternly remind us all that none of this matters and the president is keeping us all safe, secure, and wealthy and if you don’t believe that, my gosh, how dare you call yourself an American.

Credit to Van for responding, in the moment and in the face a huge celebrity and icon and not backing down and still delivering some really real shit to Kanye’s face.

Thank you Hazel! At the risk of sounding over-dramatic, I literally cannot stress the impact this record, along with releases from PJ Harvey, had on my younger, midwestern-raised self. Hanging out with the girls who drove the convertible Cabriolets but secretly wanting to tear their faces off, not to mention the…

Why does it matter that she’s a woman and a mother?!!!! I’m so damn sick of celebrities using motherhood to wash away the horrible things they’ve done. Brezinski’s an idiot.