Right?! Who the flip is the target audience for this one? Usually animal centered movies are geared towards kids. But, surely there are not many parents who want to take their kids to see this and then spend the rest of the day doing damage control. And most of us who love pets will want to pass on two hours of…

The socks are, surprisingly, very humanizing.

Yeah, all creatives get this shit. People feel like video production should only cover cost of the shoot at most (not prep, editing, equipment etc.), painters and photographers should be overjoyed to barter or sell for a pittance, while graphic designers, stylists, musicians, and makeup artists should work for so…

Almost nailed it. But, I’d say Tiffany is Mary Corleone. Barron is her brother, Anthony. Basically, he’s a sweet faced messenger of death with a future in the opera.

Can’t stop laughing!

Apparently, she pays people to like her. And by people, I mean the Republican politicians who are snug in the pockets of her family. Drain the swamp, indeed...

Did not know this! Thanks for sharing this happy bit of info. I’ll for sure start doing this on my weekly HEB run. They really are the best.

“...the GOP obsession with banning actual bans on things. That is 100% the opposite of letting states and locales decide.”

My family has already dealt with the issue of so called “school choice”.

4-H was HARDCORE Christian in my home state. Lots of prayer.

That is one of the funniest and simultaneously saddest family portraits of all time.

Yep.

“The thing with Trump is, I think he might do just about anything at any moment to try to get a person/group of people to love and admire him. So it MAY just be possible for just about anyone to go in there, plead their case, kiss the ring and get what they want.”

That man is such a god damn tool!

Are we sure this room isn’t actually for Trump’s “beauty” routine. It must takes hours plus some obscure, specialized equipment to fluff and slick that yellow disaster on his head. Plus, they’ll need some place to store his girdles and the shit ton of orange makeup he goes through every week.

His mannequin face is so strange. Most of the skin is smoother than one would expect for a guy his age. Except for that one line of wrinkles extending in a straight line from his ears, into his eye socket, and then over the nose. As if he’s wearing a mask.   He really does look like a movie villain.

“I hope he’s not going to be paraded through the gaudy gilded lobby.”

The way he’s been needlessly antagonizing China and unwittingly putting Russia’s interests ahead of Israel’s, there is no reason to assume the CIA would be the one to tamper with his KFC. Honestly, if that orange glob does keel over into his bucket of fried chicken, the cause will probably be that he’s simply clogged…

Trump probably does not have bipolar disorder. We’ve been watching him for months and whatever his illness, it doesn’t appear to fluctuate over the weeks, months, or rapidly.

His State of the Union will either be an interminable informercial for shitty Trump branded steaks (if we’re lucky) or a 1.5hr rant against China combined with another 1.5hrs of calling out each elected official who fails to stick his/her nose far enough up Ttump’s sagging ass.