I absolutely do realize that not everyone can afford to leave. I also know its hard enough to get half of eligible Americans to bother to vote every two years, so getting them to organize a mass relocation of liberals from Blue to Red states for the betterment of the country is laughable. Feel free to move, honestly…

So sorry. That’s sad and frightening.

You’re not the worst parent on Earth. Just the parent of a colic-y newborn! Every age comes with its own interesting problems. But, the long days and night with a crying, screaming, sleepless, helpless infant will definitely fade away. Hoping that you and your baby feel better soon. If you have anyone at all to help…

Hot damn!

Nieto’s already low ratings took a huge hit after that meeting and then sank even lower after Trump’s win.

They SAID they were “the party of states rights”, but in my lifetime that’s always been a lie.

I’m so fucking jealous of you guys with dual citizenships!

I feel the same.

Also, House Elves were enslaved. A lot of Republicans would probably be ok with that, so long as no one says the word “slave”.

Yep.

He really has shown himself to be such a pathetic little weasel. I already hated the guy but he’s taken himself to a new low. He’s selling out everything he professed to believe in with his support of Trump as the orange jerk strong-arms corporations, threatens trade wars with allies, boasts of assaulting women, and…

Me too. I just passed someone with one of those “Giant Meteor 2016" bumper stickers and my blood boiled. There was a better choice. Those people who spent a year+ complaning about Clinton not being the PERFECT choice got us where we are today. That plus liberals sitting on their asses during nearly a decade of…

It is important to call.

So did 1996. Apparently, lip rings are on an approx. 10 year cycle.

Is it a lip ring? Because it looks like spit to me.

Emoprogressives!! That term will probably get some of my hipster acquaintances to actually fucking vote just so they can revolt against the moniker.

It really does seem as though some of these Republican men have seen waaaaay too many cheesy 1980's comedies and peculiar fetish porn.

These Family Values Republicans go on and on about how (straight, cis) male predators will put on dresses to sneak into the women’s room intent on harming women and girls. Which would be laughable if they weren’t going far out of their way to hurt trans-folks. And, as always, in my mind anyway, this makes such…

You may seriously be giving the guy some new, shitty ideas.