And this is why I wish people would stop cheering on this “cool” Pope. The bar is so fucking low that we’re thrilled he’s moved his opinions into the 20th century.
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I usually hate Twitter, but then something like this happens, and I sort of get it. Twitter is really the perfect medium for this kind of statement. Strength and power, women of Ireland.
Her dress is seriously stunning, I will agree. But also:
YAAASSSSS I LOVED that one! The whole time, I was thinking, “These people cannot be for real.” At least the bride’s dress was GORGEOUS.
They sound like two of the most insufferable people on Earth.
I like the fact that he drove into 125th St. to get it done. Continuation of Trump’s “Community Outreach” program I see.
Mike Pence gets haircuts?! I thought that his hair just snapped on Lego-style.
FYI this is what Donald Trump’s haircuts look like:
No but my theory is that they’re mostly insufferable because those are the types of people that want to do this.
I’m convinced Mike Pence is not a human, but actually some sort of uncanny valley-type robot.
It’s both. Sometimes you go to them, sometimes someone at the Times will contact you because they heard a story or have a connection. Either way, not worth the grief.
LITERALLY IN PARENTHESES. What kind of newspaper lets this go to print: “When she recounts the accident (the child died and Ms. Halweil was not charged) you can really see her calm, philosophical and open demeanor.” For the paper of record, it has to be that they are mocking the people they are profiling, right?
DOVE BLOOD RED DRESS unrelated to the child murder in a red wagon!!
Holy fuck, these people are insufferable. If someone said I had “ear-piercing loveliness”, I think we would cease being friends.
WHAT DID I JUST READ?! Did the fact that the bride KILLED A CHILD make it into a story about her wedding as an aside?!
I think this applies to the wedding announcements also. It has to, right? RIGHT?
My face over the course of that went from delight to disgust to horror in such rapid succession that I ended up looking like The Scream.
A CLASSIC.