If that was my brother in dick pics, my dad would have a (private) talking to about respecting yourself and your body and not being a literal dick. Biebs dad is overcompensating over the fact that he was a deadbeat dad until his sperm hit it big. Show business is the worst for kids. I haz the sads.
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What an irritating way to speak. I know someone who begins every third sentence with, “To tell you the truth...” and I always want to scream, “That’s the default! You don’t need to announce when you’re not lying!"
HAHAHA. I wasn’t sure if this question was real or if it was just a boring troll or what. Meg Swan is the name of Parker Posey’s character in Best in Show. BUSTED! I am not Shannon Doherty. BUSTED AGAIN!
And I’m not really Lucille Bluth. I’m actually the bottle of vodka waiting for her in the next room.
My husband once found googley eyes at work and brought them home. He placed them on everything in the refrigerator. It was very strange waking up at 6am and everything looking at me
Right?? Good thing I am, in fact, 19th-century Norwegian algebraist Niels Henrik Abel. And not some kind of imposter.
I actually AM Death of the Endless so you guys should probably ungrey me or I can make things awkward, writers of Jez!
Brings back flashbacks of Jessica Simpson’s dad being super pumped about her boobs. Of course he later turned out to be gay which is MAYBE less weird (I’m well endowed and a fair number of my gay friends are pretty fascinated by my rack) but yeah... ick.
I’m just sad to find out you might NOT be a bunch of pink and/or magenta squares.
I mean.... I am not my dog.... Or maybe I am.... guess you'll never know.
I might be the inside of a large bucket of movie popcorn that was inhaled by a 3 year old....
Yeah, another lawyer here and this made no sense. First off, a deposition is discovery, not a hearing or a proceeding. It was not her opportunity to testify against him. It was his attorneys’ opportunity to ask her lots of embarrassing questions to determine how good a case she has. If the only thing scheduled was her…
I am actually Edith from Downton Abbey with googley eyes pasted on, so I am Very Concerned about this avatar scandal.
Yeah Meg!!! It’s not like anyone else uses an avatar around here or anything!!!! Just who are you Meg?!?!? I bet that’s not even your real name!!!!! The Internet people want to know!!!!
Full disclosure: did not click through.
Amber Heard’s divorce and domestic abuse against her soon-to-be ex-husband Johnny Depp has begun...
Yeah, maybe a one off comment when those pics first came out, but to continue it? Very strange And with the latest pics it’s like yeah everything is fine but it’s not reincarnated John Holmes and I think I had more to say but I just realized I’m taking the time to write something about Justin Bieber’s penis and now I…
It’s self-aggrandizement because he can say Hey guys, ever wonder why my son is so successful with ladies (proceeds to pull down pants)? It's really weird and is akin to Trump's suggestions that his daughter is hot and if she wasn't his daughter, he'd probably fuck her. Men, some are gross and the rest seem…