Who the fuck says lol? I guess it’s those who wear cargo shorts? Or pussies who think they need to carry a gun to be safe?

You don’t care yet you keep responding? Clearly you do care. You also told me I should kill myself. The evidence of you caring is quite strong.

No, nothing forced about it. It’s funny that insecure pussies like you exist. You run around just waiting for all those bad guys so you can live out your hero fantasy. And the funniest thing of all? The fact that you do it while wearing fucking cargo shorts. I love it. We’re all laughing at you, pussy.

HAHAHAH. Of course a gun enthusiast like yourself thinks death is the solution. Because you are annoyed, I should die. Too fucking perfect. You pussies are all the same.

Found you.

I’m an actual man. I don’t pretend I’m a cowboy like yourself. I can live life without thinking at any moment, I may need to ward off bad guys with my big gun. You cling to your gun like a child clings to his blanket.

I know you live in Houston, pussy. You’re a pussy. That is it, you big fucking pussy. You’re not a man. You’re a scared pussy.

I’m good because I’m not a scared pussy too afraid to go outside without a gun.

Funny how you haven’t denied the accuracy of a single thing I’ve said. Don’t worry too much as you are like millions of others. Such marriages degrade rather quickly after only a few years. Even if you stay together, neither you nor your wife are very happy.

I know I’m not wrong. You’re a schlub. You live in the suburbs. You barely workout. You certainly don’t have much of a body. Your wife thinks you dress like a loser. She wants to fuck real men.

“The only time something like this would matter is if I was trying to get in someone’s pants and they didn’t find cargo pants sexy.”

Pussy.

You’re wife deserves more than the most minimum of effort your are making. She doesn’t mind? How about look so good that she is actually pumped to see you? You sound like every suburban couple with a fading love life. She dreams of fucking actual real men who dress well and work out. And I’m sure you’re jerking off to…