Those players aren’t actually good anymore.

The biggest problem that I had with Week 1 was not seeing enough about DraftKings or FanDuel. How much money is available? Is it real money? Who can win? Have there been a lot of winners?

The world may never know.

It’s a shame that after all those cool jobs, he’s hit rock bottom and become the 49ers coach.

Wow, what an incredible double down on being flat out wrong.

You shouldn’t be proud because, like most online pedants, you’re wrong. Take Merriam-Webster, for instance, or Dictionary.com.

Seriously, Deadspin, before all the snark pours in, for stories like this you should be noting the suicide prevention hotline number and other relevant resources.

Please if you are having suicidal thoughts or just struggling with depression talk to a friend or call the suicide prevention hotline. They’re there to help: 1-800-273-8255.

More likr Patserisks, right gang?

Come after these nuts, and I’ll show you bitter.