Half way there

If a Jeep Compass fell off my trailer I wouldn’t go back for it either.

IT’S FORTY ONE YEARS OLD!!! It’s dirty. It’s slow. It’s unsafe at most speeds. Let it die. $1500 because it runs and can get someone to / from a local minimum wage job.

Those seat patterns alone make this an ND, gives me a migraine just looking at them.

It’s almost as if the incessant, round-the-clock, narcissism of social media and our current society is turning people into complete and total assholes. Who would have thought?

Please submit your resume. 

Even a ram laramie? I just need a truck but I don’t want to buy into a douche team. The Rebel TRX looks like a confederate flag belt buckle in vehicle form.

I’m assuming the T-Rex’s tiny arms are somehow a metaphor for FCA quality?

HellBrat-tat-tat-tat

Valhalla won’t let you in if you’re holding a Grant steering wheel.

You might call that a fractal crack pipe.

It’s a recursive crackpipe. Like, if you look with a magnifying glass, it’s made up of thousands of smaller crackpipes, each of which in turn consists of millions of even smaller crackpipes and so on.

Now you're just fucking with us.

Surely this is a cannabis-fueled mega troll

I don’t think the driver of the Subaru ever saw the Italian Job. And I’m damn sure she didn’t see the trailer.

If enough of us vote CP it could cause a market shift towards more affordable used Porsches. 

We are getting VERY late cycle folks. Start de-risking your portfolios.

KBB values are wildly optimistic, IMO. Their “trade-in value” is closer to what I expect to get if I sell it myself. Actual trade-in values are probably 30% less.

I worked at a detail shop when I was young, and standard procedure was to use degreaser and a fucking pressure washer to clean the carpets and sometimes even upholstery. We’d then wetvac what we could and then park the finished car in the sun with the heat on blast and windows rolled up to dry it out. This system was…