These guys fight with the skill and grace of three sleepy manatee trying to fuck a beach ball.

Bottom line:

I think the idea of a truly good exhaust is lost in this day in age. Replacing your muffler with a Borla cat back will never sound as good as an engineered exhaust like these.

My life is mechanically totalled.

An older Hyundai Genesis would be discrete/cheap/fancy looking enough that in passing these guys would just assume it’s a Mercedes

I’m holding my enthusiasm until I get the sincere, unpaid opinions of Chevrolet’s Real People.

I've had a brake booster fail. this is an accurate description.

Unless it’s brake-by-wire (which it isn’t) then the brakes could not have failed completely unless both redundant systems blew hoses or ruptured the hard lines. The problem here is two-fold. First, most drivers have no idea how hard they need to push if the electric- or vacuum-assist fails. You CAN still very safely…

Vacuum assisted brakes have a few brake applications with assist due to the accumulator effect of the booster.

Safe. Right up until you go full bro-mode and take the doors off, hang your leg out while driving in flip flops, cut someone off because the side mirror was also removed, then crush and ultimately lose your leg in the crash, your thick framed white ‘Chad’ sunglasses don’t survive the crash either. but hey, at least…

Waiting for some Russian guy to put train wheels on his crap Lada.

You gotta get some tires. They’re pizza cutters, man!

Aha! That’s the aux I thought I remembered. Which means you can hook a bluetooth adapter to it, and presto, you have a nice modern phone adapter, so you can have a solid GPS.

There is a soft wear update coming for that.

As if that weren’t bad enough, this poor lady finally made it to the hospital, only to discover that this was her attending medical team:

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

I think a car uses that building to store its collection of rich guys.

Put it in a giant bag of rice when you’re done with the soak and it should be a-okay!

Why did the driver behind the bus just happen to be filming?  At first I thought it was a dash cam video which makes sense, but this is almost like the driver expected something to happen?