While I dated (and loved for a while) a woman with some delightful ‘surgical enhancements’ it ultimately wasn’t to be. (Still miss her, though. Long sigh . . .)

Record is meaningless unless the shed contained at least one broken lawnmower, three bags of potting soil, 15 gallons of old paint and enough expired pesticides for a Superfund site.

1 - People slam the doors. I had a classic truck and everyone slammed the shit out of the door.

When people swing out the opposite way to make a turn. You aren’t towing a trailer, and you’re coming into my lane. Fuck off.

That’s how you rally together and do something good.

This is what happens when your car falls asleep and wakes up in Cuba.

It has a flat plane crank, giving it an OUTSTANDING engine note.

It’s got a gated shifter and a Prancing Horse, so it has got to be worth $22K.

Let he who doesn’t chop his parmesan cheese with a credit card cast the first stone.

Or a bunch of kids with these:

Today, on Jalopnik.

Hitting moose absorb energy. Running over sqvirrel merely lubricate road.

a massive silo collapse, which spilled 10,000 tons of corn across the road.

i have been on yahoo comments so long, it almost didnt register as satire at first.

Let’s not call groups full of dipshits like these guys “car clubs.” Car clubs are for people who have meets in parking lots without using their cars in dangerous manners. They are clubs for people who want to meet and talk with other people about cars. They hold auto x events and track day meetups. They admire and…

In Mississippi you simply need to place a Confederate flag somewhere in or on the car and it becomes street legal.

I am fond of this generation of Ford stuff. I can almost hear the Ford power steering pump whine now. I would 100% buy this thing. NP

At least it was a short circuit

“If I don’t outrun this mud they’ll have to Prius out of it.”