I traded a refrigerator compressor for my first car, a 1963 Corvair. He got cold beer, I got hot trash.

All well and good, until a stanced car hits an expansion joint and loses control because the suspension is totally bottomed out.

I bet.

Yes. I also frequently visit prisons to tell the inmates they are bad people who do bad things.

Likely on drugs, possibly spooked by the bear for Big Bear Car Wash at this intersection (actual picture of intersection below)

This is all my simple video gaming mind could think of after seeing this video:

Chartered planes are known to carry things that destroy the nose.

There is a critical mass where one has spent so much of their money on multiple hoopties that all you can afford are additional hoopties. I call this Tracy’s Law

Does the tramp stamp say “ If you can read this, roll me over”?

Maybe Puuuuuuuuuuuuerto Rico should burn some of Hillary’s missing emails to generate power.

@realPresCheeto

Agreed. Who in their right mind would buy a PT Cruiser? ;)

Yes, but you can fix the tesla by putting in a giant container of rice.

He had a sexual awakening in Spain

Hrumph! I’d be here to tell you that we simply park it on a hill to let it drain out & then we’re ready to go again once the wheels are lubed.

Because the pilots have balls so big they need a plane like that to carry them

The two things I remember most from high school is that the bra comes off.

RUM HAAAAAAM!

Probably the best remaining example of its type but it really only makes sense for someone who rolled out of the double wide to head down to the Piggly Wiggly to play the lotto using their favorite Earnhardt and Waltrip car numbers and hit the jackpot. G-bodies of this era can be fun but only when the power unit…

Its because the Japanese and the West Germans have been killing us on trade for years, believe me. Believe me. Sony is dumping their Trinitrons on us below cost, same with the Blaupunkts. Our negotiators are a bunch of low energy dummies. We won’t have that any more. We’ll have new trade polices, tremendous deals,…