I really don’t give a fuck about Oxford commas. They’re redundant, unnecessary and extraneous.

Maybe it’s Baby’s First Critical Analysis to suggest that Twin Peaks: The Return is an extended meditation on both itself and the original run of episodes, but that’s the most coherent interpretation I have so far. I guess the only insight less piercing than that would be “Dale Cooper symbolically represents the…

What a fucking piece of shit.

Wow, this has been up for an hour and I am the first comment to talk shit about Tyler Perry? Kinja really has killed the comment section. Anyways, Tyler Perry is a hypocritical piece of shit who has profited off of exploiting people’s religious beliefs with his shitty plays and movies, so its not really a surprise…

I’ve tried to edit this comment three times to remove italics and extra returns. Each time, I get a message saying that my edit was successful, but I have yet to see my text change to the corrected version.

The worst thing about destination weddings is actually having to go to the fucking wedding. Why the fuck would I want to go to a wedding during my vacation???

“and Francis Ford Coppola’s very something-or-other, Bram Stoker’s Dracula”

I listen to this soundtrack on a fairly regular basis, particularly at work. At one point, my boss asked me what I was listening to, to which I eventually admitted, “just a video game soundtrack.” To his credit, he asked me which one before starting to laugh calling me a nerd. I should point out, I work in education,…