I love ‘beeves’

really?

Is Deadspin going to offer any of the ex-ESPNers jobs?

that’s Sungha Jung!

this a thing yet

By the time you’re done, you’re probably just in time to watch Weekend Update

This is the rare example of a common, everyman sports hot taek which involves telling professional athletes how to do their job which is nevertheless 100% correct

The year-on-year stat tracking kinda unnerves me. Like, is racism seasonal?

THE SEXUAL THRILL

Friend of the program

This sucks for a few reasons. Most directly, Ibra’s absence will be a big blow for United.

ETA: this neanderthal is ungreyed?

Holy shit you’re a complete fucking moron

Jim Cooke is a living treasure.

Out of interest, who is your team, Barry?

12:34 pm. So perfect.

Winner

Shoulda been Diana Moskovitz

Guess i DON’T need to watch that Sopranos finale later tonight, then!

dude, he’ll be able to smell ya