The fact that his friend isn’t even Jewish just makes this the quintessential Trump anecdote.

How’s Los Angeles going to host the shooting events after Obama takes away are guns?

holy shit

I believe the correct phrase is “did a plagiarism”.

This comment needs far more love

Adjacent to the ‘clapping in movie theatres’ discussion: I yelled something out in a movie once, and only once, out of pure instinct.

Man, I haven’t heard the phrase ‘short-sheeted’ in years. What is this, school camp?

If it wasn’t a life-imprisonable offence, I would spend ten minutes trying to successfully hack Trump’s account. I bet it’s TOTALLY doable. It has to be something based on the following words:

I’m really reaching my threshold with this president.

The only way the Lakers won’t win basketball games is if they score fewer points than their opponents!

that was like seven acts

I heard some guy got killed in Sacramento and they never solved the case. But you wouldn’t know anything about that now, would you, Boogie?

Let’s accept for a moment

That CANNOT be correct

Related: A German law which granted the govt the power to shoot down a hijacked passenger plane was found unconstitutional in 2005 by the German Constitutional Court, partly because it violated the right to life of the passengers onboard.

+1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

Pete Weber’s long lost son

Yep, agreed.

He has spent time at one of the country’s best universities

Guarantee he’s a Trump supporter.