With a studio audience to provide laughter on cue.

+1

*deep breath - this is the comment that will get me ungreyed*

KellyAnne Conway won The Contest on Seinfeld.

Some of the legislators do care

Trump and Belichick, sitting in a tree

Fuck Paul Tagliabue

Mike, is it?

You are 100% correct.

I don’t get this. Am I stupid? I mean, I am stupid, but... can someone explain it to me without using too many big words

AW, POOR YVJENI KOLKOVOKSKYA

This is a great take Bazza

The BEST bit about this is that Trump will now walk down the stairs of Air Force One without holding the rail, just to prove a point, and he’ll wobble like a newborn deer.

Takeshi, is it?

I had no idea that Mo Farah had been knighted. That’s awesome. Sir Mo.

Your point is obviously correct. However, if/when Bannon decides to expand the ban, that point will be thrown back in our faces as justification for banning refugees from Saudi Arabia. Refugees didn’t do 9/11. Refugees are those fleeing from persecution on racial/ethnic/religious grounds. It has nothing to do with…

You’re a fucking idiot, Lukester.

Sorry to be the idiot commenting on a non-serious issue after a serious essay, but:

Fuck yes, Roger!

This makes me feel sick to my stomach.