You need the version of this pic with the red MAGA hat

+1

What’s the ideal age to start having kids when there’s an age gap between the two parents? I’m 28, two years older than my girlfriend. Do we have kids when I’m 30 and she’s 28, or at 30/32, or split the different and 31/29? My instinct is that the ideal age for the woman should prevail.

*Randy Moss voice* And next up we have Aaron Rodgers and Barry Petchesky, trying to describe events which occurred in 2016 and 2017:

I just saw the ‘Filed To’. Heh.

They sailed right by you?

Why don’t more players kick it forward to get past the defense?

+1

Lenin coming back to life still kills me

Mosko, what’s it going to take to get GMG to send you around the nation as a beat reporter, asking follow-up questions to this kind of shit?

This is the key para for me (page 3 of the report; page 13 of the PDF):

See you in the camps.

+5,000 years of good humour

Man, to be Annoying Earnest Guy for a second, if you’re responding to someone’s complaint, address their fucking complaint. Don’t address everything around it and ignore the thing that got them angry. That’s fucking rude, unprofessional, and is likely to make the situation worse.

He didn’t just wander there freelance, man. The captain sets the field, instead of just yelling “everybody spread out!”

This is his debut Test match, as well. Poor guy.

Ha, I’m a lawyer.

I’m liking all the puns on his name, Giri, but holy fucking shit, that photo features a man:

I wonder what the demographic makeup of the Deadspin audience is, actually. (Not only race, but also gender, age, etc).