What i find amazing is that Halley's comet has been swinging by every three-quarters of a century for over a millennium and a half, losing mass with every trip, and is still a major comet. I can't imagine what it must have looked like when it first started.

Its a good trick to stay in shape too. I tell my self I can't buy any candy unless its from those displays at the check out and that way I won't be munching on candy all night for instance

Don't blink...

Wow, you went from going out before she even had a license to 30 years later and self-driving cars. That's amazing, man.

You guys still together?

I linked to this in the post but it's worth dropping in here, too...

Alzheimer's does weird things with grief; I lost my grandmother to it recently and though my grandfather is still technically alive, I mourned him long ago.

Best scene in TV ever. They don't even care if you get the reference.

Not as efficient as this method

LOL!
50 points for you!

I am very skeptical of the accuracy if this map.

I vaguely remember there being a made for TV movie. He was evidentially caught and brought to area 51 i think... Still not sure if McFarlane could pull it off though..

The old Cat-Buttered Toast Paradox.

That panda is a sadistic serial killer of the first degree.

I worked there for 2.5 days before I left, but I saw plenty.

I am naming my band Rainbow Gulag and our first album will be called "Pandas Never Put Their Eyebrows Down".