Choo Choo motherfuckers!

"Fuck you, I'm a train", I believe he is saying.

If you're shaving, then you're not really on vacation.

yurbuds only gives you one size these days but they're pretty good about sending you free ones if the included size doesn't fit. just email their customer support.

Alright, well, that'll close the Internet for the day. Come back tomorrow.

I am not going to want to do any of these things.