For the Vah Reh Vah link alone, I thank you.

The real crime here is a horrible use of typography.

I blame him for some of the most insipid lyrics I've ever heard. He should be thankful he wasn't tossed out of the country.

'Cautious Spending' with a photo of a gal coming out of Kitson.

Oh that smirk! That Jeffrey Katzenberg 'Oh yeah, I can buy lots of computers and Pixar's tier 2 animators and make ass loads of cash' smirk.

Though I have not been tested, I know I am lactose intolerant.

Switch to a silly voice, but sell it as real. Find a voice that you could sell to the the marketer as either a real accent or speech impediment. Repeat the last 5-7 words they say to you back in that voice, '..happy with my cable company??' Every question they ask must be repeated back to them, preferably in a…

I firmly believe that any and all product testing should be done by boys aged 8-14.
If it survives, it can last through ANYTHING.

You should be able to keep a reusable lunch bag for years, and even if you want to continue to use plastic or paper bags, you can use any extra bags lying around the house.

This makes me smile. We are all the same.

I got him a few things so he can pass the time. Enjoy!

For Dinner with bitchy mother-in-law – Old Fashioned

These videos make me want to avoid travel to Russia AT ALL COST.
Anyone else? Anyone?

Aiming your spray is also sooo important.

The lady I interviewed from LF also commented on how 'needy' Lisa was. She had conversations where it sounded like LF was pleading for affirmation that she looked good/she had a good idea/she was a good mom. She also said that minutes later LF would be unleashing fury on those same people.

"Pandas Never Put Their Eyebrows Down" became our office phrase for years. Someone feeling blue? 'Remember, Pandas Never Put Their Eyebrows Down!'
Someone creates a bad layout? "Pandas Never Put Their Eyebrows Down!'
Here...may I contribute to your album cover art? You know...maybe Lisa Frank was kind of right...Panda sh…

I've shared my Lisa Frank story before and I'm happy to trot it out again.