Switch to a silly voice, but sell it as real. Find a voice that you could sell to the the marketer as either a real accent or speech impediment. Repeat the last 5-7 words they say to you back in that voice, '..happy with my cable company??' Every question they ask must be repeated back to them, preferably in a…

I want to hug Jackson Publick and Doc Hammer.

I firmly believe that any and all product testing should be done by boys aged 8-14.
If it survives, it can last through ANYTHING.

You should be able to keep a reusable lunch bag for years, and even if you want to continue to use plastic or paper bags, you can use any extra bags lying around the house.

This makes me smile. We are all the same.

As a native California of (cough cough) years, I have seen this plan come and go at least 3 times.

You posted Bob Ross gifs....

This week has sucked ass...its Friday...so...

I got him a few things so he can pass the time. Enjoy!

Oh. My. GAWD!!!!!!

For Dinner with bitchy mother-in-law – Old Fashioned

These videos make me want to avoid travel to Russia AT ALL COST.
Anyone else? Anyone?

I may be the lone voice in the wilderness, but I demand a reboot of this classic!

I'm kind of assuming that those are antenna...near the vagina...that I can't stop staring at....

The 13 year old boy that I never grew out of sees a gaping vagina face.

This gif represents my week and my relationship to food.
It was not a good week for my waistline.