I wanna be offended but my Mother-in-Law is fighting with her sister again. You know how it goes.

“You can’t say absolutely nothing...” Is that your final answer?

Oh god, the “I have watched SNL since the good ‘ol days and it hasn’t been funny since Chris Farley died,” comments fucking kill me.

He’s not my Bud

“Get out the salami and cheese, Mama!” Before this, we had Chick Swirsky (worth a YouTube search.) We have either been blessed or cursed, depends on perspective.

Hahaha I see what you’re doing....it shouldn’t bother me, but goddamn haha.

I want to be clear, I only like that to get it to 100 rec’s.

Yeah, fuck the Bruins and the Little Marchand they rode in on.

He’s great! Just had a bad call. Hockey ain’t easy to broadcast.

I’ve got no jokes....just, awesome.

If the amount of likes your killer diss got was your high school rating, you’d be Julia Lois-Dreyfus’ son.

Reminds me of the first time I went with friends to a gay bar in Vancouver when I was 20. I told my friend that I was worried about turning anyone down if they hit on me haha and he just looked at me and said, “I wouldn’t worry about it if I were you.” I learned that lesson immediately.

I hoped that’s what people were doing because the last joke I fully understood on here was a catfish pun during the Manti Teo story.

Calm down bud. I don’t disagree with you but let’s be real, the 80's had 8-6 games as often as 3-1 games. You’re both right. Brodeur, hasek, etc. were the 90's, where Gretzky numbers dip a bit to reflect the changes (pad size, the butterfly, his own age, etc.) The Great one was the greatest of all time but him and Orr…

Something I never thought I’d say, “I am with the Iowa guy.” It was bullshit.

I think you’re forgetting Mike Alstott, JJ Watt when he lined up in the backfield, and my white created player in Madden.

There worst kind of people are dumb people who think they are smart people.

This emotional feeling I have is equivalent to a tie.

Another way to look at any sport in a legal sense is to consider any accepted risk the person takes on by being involved in the sport. It’s what prevents Vontaze from being entangled in dozens of civil suits because you accept the risk that you may suffer an injury within the constraints of potential risks. However,…