hey girl, whats ursine?

The answer is always this:

Go back to Foodspin and stay there.

Weren’t the Millennials raised by Generation X, which was in turn raised by the Baby Boomers?

bp? This is Bill Pimmons, right?

Now I want Jonah to talk about it with his friend the Wacko on the JK Report podcast.

Here.

Really makes my dad’s favorite way to threaten me, “I’ll hit you so hard your great grandkids will feel it,” seem way more fucked up.

Actually they have the moops.

I wonder if he hit her with a Brick.

Holy shit, Drew. You need to get a grip, man.

How about you stop draining the electricity at Starbucks?

I picked my teams the same way (except for the Blazers, my home-town team)- just picked the worst teams at the time in each sport because I loved underdogs as a kid. Ended up with the Cubs, NJ Devils, and... the Patriots. It all turns around some time, my Canadian friend.

Yea, when you cede the moral high ground to fucking ARAMARK, you might want to reassess your life.

Yup. These are my viewer.

What if my fridge is now stuck in the neighbors tree?

Harambe died so Ken Bone could live.

His punishment will almost certainly be a lifetime ban from Blue Jays games. Or, if he has a really good lawyer, he’ll get a lifetime ban from Blue Jays and Leafs games.

The reason he was terminated is Clear.